| Agar tumhara dost kisi ladke ya ladki ko chahta hai aur tum use chahte hue bhi, apne us dost ke liye apne pyar ko chhod dete ho to ye asli dosti nahi hai, asli dosti to tab hai jab tum apne us dost ki ulti seedhi harkaton waali photo apne saare doston ko dikha do, aur use khoob satao. |
| Ek baar exam mein ek ladke ko uske dost se nakal karte hue pakad liya gaya. Itne mein teacher wahan aayi aur poocha, tum usse kya pooch rahe the? Ladke ne kaha, mein to sirf time pooch raha tha. Teacher gusse se boli, tumne mujhse kyun nahi poocha? Ladke ne bade hi pyar se jawab diya, are waah, aap bhi party mein aa rahi hain, mujhe to pata hi nahi tha. Kisi ne sach kaha hai, 'Zindagi Doston Ke Bina Adhoorio Hai'. |
| Aap kataar me hain. Krupya prateeksha kijiye! |
| Pakana band nai kiya to computer ke via maar milegi tujhe! |
| Tu jaldi uppar jaayega beta! |
| Apne Aadmiyon se kaho ki bandookein phek de! |
| Khade khade muh kya dekh rahe ho, jaao, ab to sab ka muh meetha karna hai. |
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