Ram Sita hai ... to Ram kaun hai?
TAILOR |
What will u call a
Person who is leaving India??
HindustanLeaver |
Raabert : Baas, iss aadmi ne hamaare saath gaddary kee hai,
Ajeet : Iss kuththe ki ek haath mein titan ki ghadi aur doosre haath mein hmt ki ghadi pehnaado,
Raabert : Lekin baas, yeh to gaddaar hai,
Ajeet replies.......
Ajeet : Hum jaante hain, raabert. Isko bataana hai ki ab yeh do ghadi ka mehmaan hai. |
Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai...
Are tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai....
kyunki tumne to hamesha cello tape hi use kiya hai. |
A friend gives a barrel full of FEVICOL to his friend on his birthday,
What does this friend who receive the gift sing ???
Dushman na kare dost ne ye kaam kiya hai,
Umra bhar ka GUM hame inaam diya hai. |
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